The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.

Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

I've been outed as a Christian.

I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.

A lot of people are like, "You're doing commercials?" And I honestly feel like those Sierra Mist commercials are better than a lot of sitcoms I get offered. It's hard work, and I'm paid a lot of money, and I do it because I love the soda.

You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside.