The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.

Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.

It's kind of hard to articulate, but, like, this notion of mercy, forgiveness, was very appealing for me. It was very profound. And it had a deep impact, and I think it still does.

As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.

After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.