I saw this college team bowling championship. Each team had their own coach. What kind of strategy advice is a bowling coach giving? "You know what? This time Timmy, I want you to knock down all the pins." "You sure?" "Trust me. Just do it son!"

When you have five little kids, you're not going to open Mindy Kaling's latest book. You're playing with your kids.

I should clarify that anyone that goes onstage and makes strangers laugh is insane. So I am insane.

Kale is a superfood and it’s special power is tasting bad.

Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?

It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.

Holidays are also an opportunity for kids to unlearn every good habit they've learned during the rest of the year. They don't go to school. They get to stay up past their bedtime. They get candy and presents for doing nothing. Childhood utopia.