Kale is a superfood and it’s special power is tasting bad.

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

A lot of people are like, "You're doing commercials?" And I honestly feel like those Sierra Mist commercials are better than a lot of sitcoms I get offered. It's hard work, and I'm paid a lot of money, and I do it because I love the soda.

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

You ever mix two different groups of friends? That can be stressful. You always feel like you have to prep 'em. You're like, "These people over here, uh, they don't think I drink. And don't be thrown by my British accent."