Kale is a superfood and it’s special power is tasting bad.

But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.

I've been doing theaters like the Warner for about a year and we've found the earlier you get the tickets on sale the better idea you get on how many shows we will be doing.

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"

I spent most of my adult life essentially agnostic or an atheist.

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.