When you leave New York you ain't going anywhere.

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

I always react to news immediately. That's my business.

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me.

Rage is ... This is Breslin's full quote: Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers

The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover

What you want to do is not go to work. You're not missing a thing. The worst thing I did was start work young.