I'm on my high school football team and MUST show how much I know.
Anything that isn't writing is easy
Don't call me a journalist; I hate the word. It's pretentious!
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base.
The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.