You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast.

The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don't tear it apart, please by-pass this heart.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.