I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

Fun is about as good a habit as there is.

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.

The ocean has always been a salve to my soul.

I slowly surrender to the child in me who can't say goodbye.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.