We are the people our parents warned us about.

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

If there’s a heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached.

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.

We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition - plowing straight ahead, come what may.