If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.

If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer job as long as I can. But it's exciting to be able to have the opportunity to do things I always dreamed of as a kid.

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take a certain amount of time off.

Tell me where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come?

I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.