There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.

Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.

One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.

Maybe there is another who sees life not as a flickering candle but as a torch that can illuminate an undiscovered world.

My only contact with the outside world was an RCA Victrola, and Elvis would sing, and then I'd dream about expensive cars.

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.

It's those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same. With all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.