There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if I hear something I will write it down.

The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.

There's a strange sense of pleasure being beat to hell by a storm when you're on a ship that is not going to sink.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.