We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!

You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool.

I've always found drugs and alcohol somewhat pedestrian. It's like, I don't need an external agent to open my mind. I'm here, conscious, alert, present. Why would I alter that?

If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing about pain. Life was just a tire swing.

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't last, it's just product fed to you by the industry.

I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.