We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!

You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool.

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.

The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.

Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it.

Any attempts at autobiography before the age of eighty seem pretty self-involved to me. There are a lot of smart middle aged people but not many wise ones.

Breathe in, breathe out, move on.