If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.

Whether it's a letter, song lyrics, part of a novel, or instructions on how to fix a kitchen sink, it's writing. You keep your craft honed, you acquire the discipline to finish things. You turn into a self-taskmaster.

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that where one member suffers, all the members suffer with it