later down the road of life, i made the discovery that salt water was also good for the mental abrasions one inevitably acquires on land.

One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.

Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.

I'm going back to my parrot head friends.

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.

He went to Paris looking for answers to questions that bothered him so. He was impressive, young and aggressive, saving the world on his own.

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.