later down the road of life, i made the discovery that salt water was also good for the mental abrasions one inevitably acquires on land.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't last, it's just product fed to you by the industry.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Fun is about as good a habit as there is.

I'm growing older, but not up.

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.