You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool.

It's been wonderful for me, and I feel so privileged to have fans that are that loyal.

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.

The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don't tear it apart, please by-pass this heart.

My occupational hazard is my occupation's just not around.

There will always be those who feel more comfortable not venturing from the warmth of the hearth, but there are those who prefer to look out the window and wonder what is beyond the horizon.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.