My occupational hazard is my occupation's just not around.

One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.

I'd like to be a jellyfish, 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent.

I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.

If we couldn't laugh, we would all going to go insane.

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.

There's a strange sense of pleasure being beat to hell by a storm when you're on a ship that is not going to sink.