The ocean has always been a salve to my soul.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.

While my mind is flexible, these brittle bones don't bend.

I'd like to be a jellyfish, 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent.

I got my hush puppies on. I guess I never was made meant for glitter rock and roll.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.