Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.

Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it.

Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt.

I have always looked at life as a voyage, mostly wonderful, sometimes frightening. In my family and friends I have discovered treasure more valuable than gold.

When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree.

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television. My mother insisted that her children read. To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

You better lava me now or lava me not.