Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

My only contact with the outside world was an RCA Victrola, and Elvis would sing, and then I'd dream about expensive cars.

You better lava me now or lava me not.

I'm going back to my parrot head friends.