I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.

Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

My occupational hazard is my occupation's just not around.

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.