Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it.
We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.
I made a deal with the devil for a whole lot of money.
Breathe in, breathe out, move on.
When reality looks too ugly, fantasize.
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.