Live a lie, and you will live to regret it; that's what livin' is to me.

I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.

Quitting doesn't enter my mind.

Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it.

Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough to get there but slow enough to see. Moderation seems to be the key.

My only contact with the outside world was an RCA Victrola, and Elvis would sing, and then I'd dream about expensive cars.

What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this?