Any attempts at autobiography before the age of eighty seem pretty self-involved to me. There are a lot of smart middle aged people but not many wise ones.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.

Go fast enough to get there, but slow enough to see.

I'm going back to my parrot head friends.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?