Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.

They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.

It's my job to be better than the rest, and that's enough reason to go for me. It's my job to be better than the rest, and that makes the day for me.

Forget that blind ambition, and learn to trust your intuition.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.

Only time will tell if it was time well-spent