I made a deal with the devil for a whole lot of money.
I recommend that you try a little mental floss.
These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.
If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.
I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.
I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.