One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.

We're just recycled history machines, cavemen in faded blue jeans.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

Is it ignorance or apathy, I forget the lessons taught to me.

We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Under the heavens and under the sea there's a friend I don't know, who holds the right key.