What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.

So I'll put on my bob marley tape And practice what I preach Get jah lost in the reggae mon As I walk along the beach

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.

Nobody else cares about you at the beginning of your career except you-and, of course, your mother. Your mother is there because that is what mothers do.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing.