If we couldn't laugh, we would all going to go insane.
I just thank God I don't live in a trailer.
Breathe in, breathe out, move on.
Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.
It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.
find yourself a lover who will glue you to the floor