What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this?

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.

Yeah. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't fun... We're showing people how, in a pretty crazy and whacked-out, dangerous world, you can still have fun.

Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.

Fun is about as good a habit as there is.

We're just recycled history machines, cavemen in faded blue jeans.

It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.