At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.
When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree.
Live a lie, and you will live to regret it; that's what livin' is to me.
The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.
If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.
This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing.