Mother Mother Ocean, I have heard your call.

Never did I think that I became family entertainment.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that where one member suffers, all the members suffer with it

If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

My only contact with the outside world was an RCA Victrola, and Elvis would sing, and then I'd dream about expensive cars.

later down the road of life, i made the discovery that salt water was also good for the mental abrasions one inevitably acquires on land.