I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.
A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.
Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set
Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.