England produces the best fat actors.
[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.
A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.
Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.