Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.

Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.

He was the strangest of all our national sports idols. But not even his disagreeable character could destroy the image of his greatness as a ballplayer. Ty Cobb was the best. That seemed to be all he wanted.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime

Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.

I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.