A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.
I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.
[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.