A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set
Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.
A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong
I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.
Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.