Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.
Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.
[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.
A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.