If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.