Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?