Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.

Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?

Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton.

He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!

One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.