Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.

The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.

One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.

Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.

He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!