Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.