Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.