Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.