You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.

Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.

He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.

Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?