Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.