Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.

One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.

Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton.

If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.

You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.