Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.