He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.