Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.