The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.