Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.