Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!