If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!