Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.
If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!