Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!