Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!