Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.