I got every Dan Shaughnessy book known to man.

It's Friday. That's one reason to celebrate. Also, it's the first day in a long time when no one declared they're running for president.

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

Senator Rand Paul reflected on Mitt Romney's potential 2016 campaign and said, 'It's sort of what Einstein said, that the definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over again and expect a different result.' When someone told him Einstein didn't actually say that, he said, 'In the words of Gandhi, 'My bad.''

A major Iowa newspaper published an op-ed against Trump calling him a 'self-absorbed, wholly unqualified feckless blowhard.' Or as Trump put it, 'You forgot very rich ... I'm a very rich, self-absorbed, wholly unqualified feckless blowhard. Very, very rich.'

A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore power to the White House, officials said, '2016?'

You run on the treadmill. But you need to stop watching The Food Network when you're doing it. That is how you torture yourself.