When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are very hard to organise but yes, I've known Doon for years and John as well but I hadn't met Will before, and he turned out to be a good laugh.

It's very difficult to learn not to take nasty heckles personally.

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

Punk allowed women to stop looking feminine. Oh, the relief.

You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.