When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.

I am a hip-hop artist, as you probably know. My hip-hop name is Big Smalls.

My father was an engineer and my mother was a social worker, and they met as young socialists. That probably tells you everything you need to know about my attitude to money - I've never really been bothered about it.

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.

I've never been a fan of euphemism.