Men are fantastic - as a concept.

When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners

Work motivates me. I love what I do and I'm a positive person, I've always liked what I've done as a job - however grim it was.

I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.

You don't really see ugly people that are old, or a bit grotty and smelly, in the media. If a Martian came down, they would think we were all tall, thin, attractive and wealthy.

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.

Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.