I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late.

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list. It is something I do intend to get.

There are comics who treat women fairly appallingly. But I can be great friends with them because I don't tend to do that ticking of boxes: it can make life too simplistic.

I remember when Victoria Wood started to come through, and I thought she was great, though she and I are very different in our approach.

I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything like that thankfully.

I have friends who vote Tory, and I'm appalled, but that's not to say they're not great people in so many other ways.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.