I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late.

Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label.

I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.

I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything like that thankfully.

When you cry, you don't look very attractive; you look snotty and blotchy. People seem to manage to cry quite prettily these days, and to me, that smacks of not being very genuine.

Let's face it: I am not a professional runner.

I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.