I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything like that thankfully.

Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky.

Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label.

It is unrealistic to expect an entire profession to be completely good. There are bound to be some individuals who are stressed, who are unkind, who are a bit rubbish at their job, who are in the wrong career.

The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.

I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.