When you have children your house smells very unpleasant all the time.

I was always being called upon to be an honorary boy alongside my brothers. I don't think I'd be a comic now if it hadn't been for that.

Let's face it: I am not a professional runner.

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.

When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners

I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour into what they do.

Occasionally, some sitcoms still stereotype women - the old dragon or the dolly bird - but on the whole we've moved away from that.