When you have children your house smells very unpleasant all the time.

I don't hold any candle for drama versus comedy.

Wild men are so enormously attractive.

British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to Away matches.

I've never trained as an actor. I've always thought I'm not a good actor. I've been told I'm not a good actor by a lot of people.

If I am totally honest, I would have to say that ''Allo 'Allo!' was not my cup of tea, even though lots of people loved it. For that reason, I find comedy fascinating. There is a huge difference between what people find funny.

I thought I was funny as a kid.