Television provokes strong opinions, and sometimes we try a bit too hard to appeal to everyone.

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?

When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners

One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds lots of people up, particularly because famous Christians pronounce on the life of the poor from their very lovely affluent homes filled with their very lovely families and attractive pets.

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.

I've always been criticised for how filthy my material is. Victoria Wood said to me once, 'I wish I was a bit ruder, like you,' and I said, 'Well, I wish I was a bit cleaner, like you.'