I do say no to lots of things, actually! I know it doesn't look like it. But I have a tendency to a) be rubbish at saying no, and b) be pushed by some kind of Protestant work ethic.

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

Madness isn't altogether a bad thing in comedy.

I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.

I've no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping.