Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.

I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.

Wild men are so enormously attractive.

British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to Away matches.

No one I know is actually so rude as to tell me I've become duller since having children. But I'm sure they think it.

There are lots of people who believe that caricature of me the tabloids created, so they think they don't like me.

I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a bit more socially acceptable over the years in terms of my material; which apparently at the beginning - though I never really intended it to be - was man hating and now is just a bit more cuddly.