You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please.
Jo BrandAs a comic and as a nurse, it's important to look calm on the surface when you're absolutely crapping yourself inside. So, if someone is waving a machete at you, which has happened to me when I was a nurse, it's important to make that person feel that you're in control.
Jo Brand