I love doing stand-up. It's so self-contained - you go there, you do it, you go home - but with telly, there are too many people involved with it with opinions. You have a product, and everyone wants to change it.

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.

In the end, punk inevitably burned itself out and acted as a bridge across which the New Romantics could sashay in their chiffon and glossy hair.

I think it's difficult, if you're a quite private person like I am, to write about your life very intimately.

Men are fantastic - as a concept.

I love doing stand-up. It's so self-contained - you go there, you do it, you go home - but with telly, there are too many people involved with it with opinions. You have a product, and everyone wants to change it.