I think self-esteem is fluid. It's not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others.

I've never trained as an actor. I've always thought I'm not a good actor. I've been told I'm not a good actor by a lot of people.

There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I'm doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much.

When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners

Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label.

They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it's ready to eat, they just don't fancy it any more.

I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.